My Thoughts on Hell in a Cell

Watching the Pay Per View yesterday I was actually ready for some great matches and maybe some ends to current story lines but if I am like other fans roaming on YouTube, you’re as disappointed as I am.

**Charlotte/Sasha — this story line is old and boring and needs to change some how. It’s the never-ending feud and bratty Charlotte getting the title back at a big event but then Sasha takes it back at Monday Night Raw. I actually had to go look up the other Women in the division, Who are Alicia Fox, Bayley, Dana Brooke, Nia Jax, Paige(rumor is injury or suspension is keeping her out), Summer Rae.

What a waste of good talent, Dana Brooke is a waste of space being up in WWE, she hardly ever wrestles and will never be a belt contender. She is annoying and needs to just go away. Bayley can hold her own, we have seen that with her matches with Sasha in NXT, Nia Jax is a force to be reckoned with and I for one would love to see her and Charlotte in a match. It is all about Charlotte and Sasha and it is time to end this farce of a story and show off the whole division.

*United States Title – Another boring story line with Rusev and all, Don’t get me wrong Rusev is good and all but the constant anger and disrespect my wife is old. For some reason they couldn’t see Roman as WWE Champ so they gave him the United States belt. Watch this space

*Universal Title – In my book this is a mess, When Seth returned it was going to be interesting as to how this would work out. Seth demanding to have the belt returned to him, but when others in past have had similar issues they were stripped of the belt or returned it. Then Triple H showing up and beating Seth handing Kevin the belt.(this storyline look familiar)

The Rumor with this storyline is that Seth and Triple H will have a match at Wrestlemania. This match with Seth and Kevin should have been the Main Event, even with Chris Jericho getting involved. This belt is supposed to be the anchor belt of Raw and they are not taking care of it like they should.

I also heard that it was decided at the last-minute by Vince that Sasha/Charlotte would be the main event. Vince still has the old school thinking and in my opinion it’s time for Vince to retire and let the Stephanie and Shane take over.

Wonder why RAW is losing in the ratings?

 

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Hell in a Cell — Boston Mass — (Spoiler Alert)

Jo Jo is your announcer for tonight.

Show opens with the cell already over the ring. (34th time)

** Match 1 — Rusev with Lana vs Roman Reigns for the United States Belt. Rusev has the Wolverine beard going on. Rusev the first to meet the cage. Roman with a massive spear to keep the US title

**Match 2 — Bayley vs Dana Brooke — Bayley gets the job done.

Mick and Stephanie talking about tonight’s show, Chris Jericho let himself in the office, they were also chatting about Survivor Series.

**Raw Talk starts tonight after the P.P.V

**Match 3 — Enzo and Cass vs Anderson and Gallows — (even Jo Jo is giggling) Heard that big book of Cass hit Gallows face. Anderson and Gallows steal the win.

**Match 4 — Hell in a Cell for the Universal Championship. Seth Rollins Vs Kevin Owens, bullshit that was no accident shooting the ref with the fire extinguisher. Chris Jericho got in the ring when the door was open to get the ref out. Holy Shit Seth some hoe managed to get Kevin through 2 tables. Seth had Kevin dead to rights and Chris pulled out the ref. With HELP FROM Chris Jericho Kevin keeps the belt but this is NOT OVER

**Match 5 — T.J Perkins vs Brian Kendrick for the Cruiserweight Belt. Brian Kendrick made T.J tap out.

**Match 6 — Tag Team Belts — New Day vs Sheamus/Cesaro — Woods tapped but Kofi was the problem that helped New Day keep the belts.

**3 weeks till the 30th anniversary of Survivor Series in Toronto. NXT the night before.

**Match 7 — Charlotte vs Sasha for the Woman’s belt. OMG — Charlotte getting carried in like a Queen, So stuck up and so self-assured, who cares that she is genetically superior, Rick never stepped foot in the Cell. AS they are lowering the Cell you can see both the ladies taking deep breaths, Charlotte with a sneak attack before the cell is even all the way down. The Ref’s giving Charlotte hell for not standing back and following instructions. The BRAT CHARLOTTE, demanding the title but the match never started. Charlotte is screaming for her title but it is still Sasha’s title. Shut up Charlotte. HOLY SHIT, Sasha is up and telling the official to ring the damn bell. The stupid bitch Charlotte wins, Give credit to the sneak attack. The bratty story line once again is still around and it is really getting old and needs to change.

 

 

 

Hell in a Cell – Pre Show

Renee Young hosting with Lita, Booker T and Jerry Lawyer

Tom Phillips in the Social Media Lounge   #HIAC

*Roman vs Rusev for the United States Title (in the Cell)

Bayley at the Desk

*Bayley vs Dana Brooke

*Enzo/Cass vs Anderson and Gallows

*Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins for Universal Belt

*T.J Perkins vs Brian Kendrick for the Cruiserweight Title

Rich Swan at the Desk

***6 Man Tag Team Cruiser weight — Sin Cara/Lince Dorado/Cedric Alexander vs Tony Nese/Drew Gulak/Ariya Daivari — The Team of Sin Cara/Lince Dorado and Cedric Alexander take the win. It looked like it got out of hand a little but it was a great match.

The New Day with Tom in the Social Lounge

 

 

Smack down Live — Green Bay

Kane vs Bray Wyatt in a NO D.Q Match — Luke Harper has shown up to help, Randy is on the way to the ring. Randy hit Kane with an RKO and walked away.

Becky Lynch Returns – Just starting an interview with Rene Young and Alexa Bliss has spoiled the party. Of course the bitch Alexa running off at the mouth again.

(who ever is holding the tag team belts they will be part of Survivor Series.)

The Ascension vs The Hype Bros – The winner joins Smack down Tag Team for Survivor Series — The Bro join Rhyno and Health  on the Tag Team Survivor Series.

Nikki Bella vs Natalya – winner is Captain of the Woman’s Survivor series team.Nikki taking a page from John makes Natalya tap out but Carmella the bitch jumps Nikki out of no where.

Cry baby Miz and Maryse on the way to the ring, with the Spirit Squad. Dolph at the ring telling Miz he can have his rematch now, Miz and the squad head towards Dolph but here come Heath and Rhyno.

Rhyno and Heath  against the Spirit Squad for the belts. Mikey took out the Miz and Rhyno with the spear to win the match and keep the belts.

***Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar at Survivor Series***

Dean Ambrose vs A.J Styles – if Dean WINS he will be the #1 contender for the belt. OH NO, James just cost Dean the #1, it was a great kick though on A.J

 

RAW in Minneapolis at the Target Center

**RAW Pre Show — The Main event for Hell in a Cell is a Triple Match event. Seth Rollins vs Kevin Owens (universal title)/Roman Reigns vs Rusev(united states title/Sasha Banks vs Charlotte(woman’s title) will all take place in the cell.

According to Paul Heyman he set up Goldberg and everything is going to plan.

Rematch with Bayley vs Dana Brooks

**Main Show

*(cutting a promo for Hell in a Cell) Chris Jericho on his way to the ring. (at some point Chris will be departing as his band is going on tour) the list of Jericho has been stolen — poor little brat. Well, here comes Kevin out, Stephanie is out to the ring. Seth has the so-called list.

Contract Signing between Charlotte/Sasha

*Enzo/Cass vs Gallows/Anderson at Hell in a Cell*

Enzo vs Anderson – with help from Cass steal the win.

The New Day — Cutting a promo for Hell in a Cell. Facing Sheamus/Cesaro for the Tag Team Titles. Pre pay per view match – so far Cesaro and Sheamus working well together. Hell just froze over, Cesaro and Sheamus just BEAT the New Day

Bayley vs Dana Brooks — this is a bullshit set up. Arm Wrestling. this was pure bullshit a bloody time waster

Curtis Axel in the Ring. Talking about Legacy and getting attacked by Bo Dallas. Bo vs Curtis — Bo Steals the win.

Golden Truth vs Shining Stars – Mark Henry in the Golden Truth camp and Titus O’Neil in the Stars Camp. Golden Truth with the win

Sasha Banks/ Charlotte — the contract signing for Hell in a Cell. Mick Foley introduced Charlotte Flair first, Sasha Banks as the champion out second. Mick is telling the girls to make sure they understand what they are getting them selves into. (I HATE Charlotte in this story like, the bitch needs her ass kicked and I bloody hope Sasha makes her bleed) I just hit the mute button. Mick is almost in tears, he is making sure they GET IT. This could end their career, the first Woman’s match in the Cell *(this is going to be incredible to watch but also scary, I am not totally sure that I could do it myself)

Cruiser Weights in action — Rich Swan with the win over Brian Kendrick.

Triple Threat — Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho, Seth Rollins.  — Chris and Kevin working together against Seth. Seth pinned BOTH Kevin and Chris. (YES you read that correct) Kevin just power bombed Seth on the ring edge.

Braun Strohan vs Samy Zayne — Samy got up to fight back but Braun walked away.

Paul Heyman/Brock Lesnar – talking about Goldberg.

 

 

 

 

 

Smackdown — in Denver at the Pepsi Center

**Pre Show — Alexa Bliss facing Naomi.

Raw accepting the Survivor series challenge

Luke Harper vs Randy Orton

Dolph and The Miz — Rhyno and Heath coming to Dolph’s rescue.

Carmella the bitch — I know it’s a story line but this one is a little much, Carmella really needs her ass kicked good

Curt Hawkins to have his first match tonight

**Main show

 

Opens with A.J in the ring. James Elsworth faced off against A.J with Dean as guest Ref

Luke Harper and Randy Orton going at it — In the middle of the match here comes Bray Wyatt sitting in a casket. HOLY SHIT Bray opened the casket and there was Kane. The Casket is still there but just as They Wyatt’s were about to lose the lights when out and when they came back on they were gone leaving Randy and Kane in the ring.

Corbin Barron vs Jack Swagger — You know this will be a rough physical match. Baron was the dominate one in this match and takes the win.

6 man tag team – Dolph/Rhyno and Heath vs The Miz/Spirit Squad — Thanks to a cheap shot by Miz they steal the win.

Alexa Bliss vs Naomi — I am liking Naomi since she has made the changes. Brat Alexa won.

Apollo Crews vs Curt Hawkins — what a whiny brat Hawkins,

Carmella out running her mouth. Nikki came out and face it, Carmella is a Jealous Bitch, Carmella has no bloody clue how hard Nikki has worked or what hard work is all about. Carmella called Nikki a gold digger.

Natalya in talking to Daniel about being the 1st Women in the 5 Woman tag team.

Daniel and Dean talking — Dean cant be ref tonight because of the belt being involved,  but he can be at ring side, be the announcer or time-keeper.

James Ellsworth vs A.J Styles for the belt — this should be funny, James wins by D Q and Dean hits A.J with dirty deeds again.

**Talking Smack — Post James Ellsworth/A.J match — A.J showed up complaining about the match. A.J wants Dean next week and if Dean wins he gets a shot at the belt.

Hype Bros

What took place in the ring with Carmella and Nikki. Why are the girls successful? John Cena has never gone to bat for her. Nikki and Brie took the jobs no one else wanted. The girls have started 2 companies on their own, they work hard on their own for what they have achieved.

Barron Corbin – engaged, chatting about what he does in the off time. He has a close group of friends who are not in wrestling.

 

RAW – in Denver (pepsi center)

*Pre Show — Goldberg to arrive on Raw tonight to answer Paul Heyman’s challenge.

30th anniversary of Survivor Series  November 20th

Hell in a Cell – October 30 (Boston Massachusetts)

Charlotte/Sasha in Hell in a Cell

Goldberg at RAW – 1st time in 12 years

**Main Show

Kevin Owens with Chris Jericho on way to the ring, (cutting a promo) Owens promises to retire Seth, Who has made his way out to the arena. Seth is growing on me, I hated him with The Authority and all but I do like the change. Chris told Kevin to go to the back, but Seth has Pedigreed him more than once in the last few weeks.

Chris vs Seth — Here comes Kevin to interfere once again but Seth has the last laugh as Seth pulls the pedigree out once again and win.

Lita has a sit down with Charlotte — being stuck up as usual

Golden Truth/Mark Henry vs Titus O’Neil/Shinning Stars – with a tag, to R-Truth, Mark Henry in for a huge body slam and the win.

Chris and Kevin going at it in the back, Stephanie in yelling at Chris and Kevin has accepted the challenge of Survivor Series.

Big E vs Sheamus — Big E steals the win. Cesaro more concerned on Facebook live then the match his tag team partner was in.

Neville vs Bo Dallas — Neville has the old English knight beard going on. Bo gets the win. Bo has gone off the deep end and in a way, he has gotten better

Bayley vs Dana Brooks — time for Bayley to kick some ass. Dana has the I’m so much better than you attitude and she needs to be taken down. Chicken shit Dana, the bitch somehow managed to steal the win.

Paul Heyman addressing Goldberg to not accept Lesnar’s challenge.

Braun Strowman in a match with 3 guys, this should be fun or just stupid. Samy Zayne just came out stopping Braun from going to the back to take matters into his own hands.

Rusev/ Lana with a message for Roman. Rusev has the Wolverine beard working. (cutting a promo) Roman just arrived, that was a set up, a Lana slap and Rusev from behind.

Carl Anderson in singles action with Luke Gallows at ringside. Cass facing Anderson with Enzo at ringside. Big Cass pulls out the win.

Sasha in her Chat with Lita, about Hell in a Cell

Cruiser weight tag team challenge.

Goldberg — He is on his way to the ring. Everyone back stage is cheering him. The crowd just blew the roof off the place. (he is blown away by the crowd, he has barely been able to say anything.)

GOLDBERG HAS ACCEPTED

Brock Lesnar will be on RAW next week to answer Goldberg